Stories

Thomas and Anna both love to make up stories.  The sillier, or more absurd,  the better!  Here are some stories that they've written for you today.

Anna's story:
Once upon a time a little girl named Anna went to a pond and fed the ducks and they didn't want any food.  And she laughed and laughed at the letters.  They were set in a funny name; Seme. And then
she saw a unicorn that liked her and she had a name that was Anna and she had a tree that liked her, too.  And then she laughed and laughed and laughed and she played on her computer and then she falled off the world and then she climbed back on to the world and then she got back in it.  and then she falled back off it.  Then she climbeded back up and she falled off and she climbed back up...


Thomas' story:
Once upon a time there was a man who had an axe.  One day he chopped his leg off and his leg danced around a camp fire.  And then the leg grew a mouth and a nose and some eyes and ears and hands and two more legs and ate a hot dog.  And then kicked himself and then he jumped on a bed and ate a unicorn and he threw the bones of the unicorn out the window.  The bones started daning and laughed and laughed and laughed...

A joke from Thomas:
What has legs but can't walk?





A chair!